So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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