two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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