Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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