i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my vag is so smooth its legendary
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
