i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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