We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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