..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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