doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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