yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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