Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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