Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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