I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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