the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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