I CAN MOONWALK!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize