hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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