I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you would pick up someone in the library
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
