Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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