You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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