Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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