Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Ladies don't puke and tell
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Randomize
