I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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