Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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