matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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