i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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