i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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