what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
