....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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