Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
FUCK WHALES
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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