It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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