just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i came on her dog
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
