cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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