I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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