You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
