Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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