One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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