Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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