Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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