You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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