North Korea, Best Korea!
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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