your thong is hanging out like whoa
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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