I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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