Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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