Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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