My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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