I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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