you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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