Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I don't think brook has ever known best
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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