Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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