office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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