Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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