I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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