garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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