I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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