Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
