We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm just crazy horny about you
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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