There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We're facebook friends in real life
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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