I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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